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It's not just for the bins, it's about helping round the house;No more arguments

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Why take the bins out?

Sometimes little things can turn into big arguments. Taking the bins out in a relationship is kind of like that. It's not really about the bins though; it's about what they represent. 

Sharing responsibilities

In a household, there are loads of chores to be done. Taking out the bins is just one of them. When couples argue about it, it’s often because they feel like the chores aren't being shared fairly.

Stress and tiredness

After a long day at work or school, small tasks can feel like huge ones. If both people are stressed or tired, something as simple as taking out the bins can become the last straw that leads to a bigger argument.

Expectations

Every person has different ideas about how tidy a house should be, how often chores should be done, etc. If one person’s expectation is that the bins should be taken out every night and the other thinks once a week is fine, that can cause arguments.

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