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When I arrive at the pearly gates...

Manage my funeral.


Decide who it's for...

(Or who you'd like to know about it).


Choose how much do you want to spend on for your funeral?

(The average cost of a funeral is estimated to be between £3,500 and £4,500).


Add a message...

No black. I want everyone to wear bright colours;Do not buy an expensive coffin

(Get personal with a goodbye message or maybe some specific instructions).

How much does a funeral cost?

It's difficult to say. The cost can vary significantly depending on loads of different things, such as the location, type of service, and specific choices made by you or your family.
The average cost of a funeral has been estimated to be between £3,500 and £4,500. However, it's important to note that costs can be higher in certain areas if you want things to get a bit crazier.

Here’s some of the stuff you might need to fork out for.

Funeral director's fees

These cover the services provided by the funeral director, including arranging and conducting the funeral, as well as paperwork and permits.

These fees cover the cost of cremating or burying the deceased, and they can vary depending on the location and the chosen cemetery or crematorium.

The type and quality of the coffin or casket can significantly affect the overall cost.

Costs associated with transporting you (the dead you) and the people who want to say goodbye to you.

For the service, reception, or a good old knees up.

Flowers, memorial cards, and other additional things: These are of course optional but can add to the overall cost.

If you're unsure of the amount it might be worth getting a detailed quote from a funeral director to understand the specific costs involved. Alternatively , you might also want to explore options for pre-paid funeral plans or government assistance to help with funeral costs.

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