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How much does it cost to adopt a puppy?

The cost can vary a fair bit and depends on several factors, including the breed, age, location, and the specific rescue organisation or shelter you choose.

Adoption fees

Typically range from £50 to £200 or more. The fee often includes vaccinations, microchipping, spaying/neutering, and a basic health check. Puppies tend to be at the higher end of this range.

Breed and Age

The breed of the puppy can significantly impact the adoption fee. Purebred or popular breeds tend to have higher fees. Also, younger puppies may have higher fees than older puppies or adult dogs.


Adoption fees can vary by region within the UK. Larger cities may have higher fees due to higher living costs, while rural areas may have lower fees.

Rescue organisation

Different rescue organisations and shelters may have their own fee structures and policies. Some may offer special discounts or promotions from time to time.


Some rescue organisations may provide additional services, such as initial vaccinations, deworming, flea treatment, a starter kit, or training classes as part of the adoption fee.

Ongoing expenses

It's important to note that while the initial adoption fee is a significant cost, there will be ongoing expenses for a puppy, including food, grooming, training, veterinary care, and other supplies.

It's recommended to contact local animal shelters, rescue organisations, or breed-specific rescues in your area to inquire about their adoption fees and the availability of puppies for adoption.
Prices can change over time and may vary from one organisation to another, so it's best to directly inquire with the specific organisation you're interested in adopting from.

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